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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"
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"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""
"My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once."
"Who loves fast food? Jared fogle"
"A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""What do you have on tap?"" He replies, ""Anheuser-Busch"" She says, ""Just fine. How's your penis?"""
"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it."
"Some Ho decided to hit me in the face yesterday... Fucking garden tools."
"I've got a sense of deja vu It seems like last year was only yesterday."
"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"
"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."