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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"
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"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. ""Wing wing"". ""Halo?"""
"Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them."
"*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*"
"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"
"The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy"
"Who was the largest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Why was he so fat? He ate too much pie."
"Knock, Knock..."
"Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up-who?"
"Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."