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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables? Mrs Hawking"
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"HTML my life."
"New Rule Prizefighters are now allowed to bring a loaded gun to a fist fight."
"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."
"I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, ""get a job pal."""
"What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher? As a soldier, it is your job to kill people. As a teacher, it is your job to try very hard not to kill people."
"What does Batman like with his whiskey? (Gravely voice) ""Just ice."""
"My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. . . I'm gonna start tomorrow"
"I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa."