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Joke of the Day

"What is worst then a repost???"

"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."

"I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians. I'd call the company ""Lickety Split Delivery""."

"""You're what you eat"" So when will your mum become me?"

"Yeah, hi, I'd like 500 pizzas over the course of the next 10 years delivered to wherever I am in the world, thanks."

"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"

"Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat."

"What is it called when a gamer fights someone? An Asthma attack."

"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."

"Parent/Child conversation tweets are always so cute & sweet! Thought I'd try one: 18: Can I borrow the car? Me: No Wasn't that adorable?!"