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Joke of the Day

"Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat."

"while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle... I'm just kidding, I live in America."

"My first name is not Damn Signed, Autocorrect"

"What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women? They don't work out."

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch"

"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."

"Ever meet those people that say your name in a really high pitched voice to be super annoying? I think I just stabbed one. Call my lawyer."

"revolting SERVANT: Ms. Pao, the Redditors are revolting! PAO: Well, you're not so pretty yourself..."

"The Duggar family just announced the name of the newest addition to the family! Joe-Mo Lester"