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Joke of the Day

"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"

"Did you hear the one about Phillip Hughes? He was the first Australian to die of a bowler."

"Saw an ad that said ""Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down""."

"The first 36 years of my childhood have been the hardest."

"I've been a dad for 5+ years now but I finally feel like I've really made it. This happened earlier today: Aaron: Dad, Michael's eating the wrapper! Me: Eating the wrapper?! That's Ludicrous!"

"0 Jokes Q: What did Zero say to Eight? A: Nice belt. Q. What did Zero say to Nine? A: Nice dick. Q: What did Zero say to Ten? A: Hey don't kick my ass."

"'I' before 'E' , except after 'C' Weird."

"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."

"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."

"Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet."