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Joke of the Day

"Parent/Child conversation tweets are always so cute & sweet! Thought I'd try one: 18: Can I borrow the car? Me: No Wasn't that adorable?!"

"Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving Facebook notifications after a weekend of drinking that says ""you have been tagged in a photo"""

"Not now brain... ...this is a job for stupidity."

"Did you like the movie yesterday? How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK. ""Do I know you?"" ""I follow you on twitter."""

"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"

"Woo hoo, July 4th wknd! Popped opened a beer, unbottoned my pants, put my feet up. My boss keeps looking at me weird, though."

"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."

"Dear Santa -- For 2017, all I want is a SLIM body and a BIG FAT bank account. Please don't mix it up like last year."

"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."

"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"