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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, hi, I'd like 500 pizzas over the course of the next 10 years delivered to wherever I am in the world, thanks."

"I like a good long fiction piece... So I picked up the Bible at my local book store."

"How do you say virgin in German? Goodandtight"

"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"

"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"

"A Joke About Kim Jong Un [removed]"

"How can you tell if a witch is on a diet? Her food is potion-controlled."

"What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED]"

"The only reason Indian mothers don't shop online is coz they cant bargain there"

"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"