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Joke of the Day

"What kind of Pokemon hides in the bushes outside of delis? Peek-a-Jew"

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"What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers A virgin"
"Life is like a bunch of chocolates It doesn't last long when you're fat."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"
"Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?"
"I found out I'm part Native American..... my beard is Apache."
"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The cheerleader in my trunk."
"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"
"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."
"How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet? A Labragoogle."