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Joke of the Day
"Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?"
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"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"
"If you're driving a Porsche in traffic I'm not letting you in because life already let you in enough."
"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."
"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"
"Stumbled upon my sister's porn while on the family computer That's the last time I google her name..."
"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"A prisoner got out of his cell. Warden : Close all the exits. after 10 minutes the prisoner escaped Warden : How the hell did he escaped? Guard : He went through the entrance."