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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"
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"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"""
"""Is that your dog?"" ""No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"""
"We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino.. But did you know that he sucks on the organ?"
"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."
"Probably not a good sign when my favorite thing to do in the whole world is be unconscious for 8 hours"
"Words I thought I would never have to yell from the kitchen into the living room: ""DON'T GIVE THE CAT SCOTCH!"""
"What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener? One of them has to water their vegetables"
"What do you call a barn full of black people? A police shooting range."