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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers A virgin"
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"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."
"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."
"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."
"How do I know you're getting laid tonight I'm stronger than you"
"Made it to the level of old where I turned down a beer so it wouldn't mess with the aftertaste of the milkshake I just had."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? The question is irrelevant, because as soon as the first angel steps onto the head, the tip will rub against the ground, making it pointless."
"Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works."
"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"
"What's the most annoying thing someone can say? Nevermind."