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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."
Next Joke
"two men walk into a bar... the other one ducks"
"ME[David Attenborough voice] Starting with the outer layers he'll devour the entire carcass HER: are you narrating yourself eating lasagna?"
"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"
"If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops. I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff."
"Do you want to know where the best place to buy drugs is? High Street of course!"
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flags a big plus."
"Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one"
"A conversation between two strangers in a diner... Man #1: You know, without the mustache you'd look just like my first wife. Man #2: I don't have a mustache! Man #1: She did."