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Joke of the Day

"please, Frankenstein was my creator's name; call me The Monster"

"FINALS TIP: Create a reward system to help you study. For example, if you spend 1 hour studying, reward yourself with 72 hours of Netflix."

"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"

"I had my credit card stolen. About two years ago now. I never reported it though. On my first statement, I found that the thieves were charging less than my wife was."

"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"

"It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs."

"I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving.."

"Shouting ""wahoo"" instead of ""woo-hoo"" so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing."

"I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it."

"Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson"