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Joke of the Day
"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"
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"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."
"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."
"What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking"
"Why does a hummingbird hum? It forgot the lyrics."
"Knock Knock...Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who? ""I thought you said you'd never forget...."""
"Who is missing an egg? there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg."
"What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed? Joint Family."
"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"
"I accidentally bumped pretty hard into what I think was a transgender woman Felt like a dick"