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Joke of the Day

"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"

"What is a simile? It's like a metaphor."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land."

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"For all those who answer ""how's it goin?"" with ..""can't complain""...please review your FB status's"

"""The prisoner is walking down the stairs,"" Tom said condescendingly. ""It's 9:59,"" Tom said pretentiously. ""I have split personality disorder,"" Tom said being frank."

"I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey... ...and he's driving me bananas!"

"""You actually have friends?"" ""Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"""

"My statistics professor told me I was average... ... I told her ""that's Mean""."

"I asked my North-Korean friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain."