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Joke of the Day

"Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Thomas Jefferson"

"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"

"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"

"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."

"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."

"I knew someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."

"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"

"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to referees to ""knock"" the balls to check for proper inflation during the Super Bowl... but then they realized that was queer."

"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyear s."