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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it."
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"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."
"Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic."
"Apple Stock Apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in China"
"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? (Most people respond, ""Arrr!"") That's what I thought too, but it turns out their hearts belong to the 'C'."
"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."
"When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I've been told. Twice now."
"Wanna know my secret to rock hard abs? I ride the mechanical duck outside the grocery store 300 times a day."