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Joke of the Day

"FINALS TIP: Create a reward system to help you study. For example, if you spend 1 hour studying, reward yourself with 72 hours of Netflix."

"They don't treat the black people right. In our neighborhoods, they don't have banks -- they have check cashing."

"Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King."

"I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day... As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door."

"The unemployment rate rose to 9.8% and Twitter is expected to see about a 10% hike to hit 200 million users by New Year's. Coincidence? No."

"I don't get what's up with Black Friday. All Fridays matter, guys."

"76% of being in a relationship is waiting for someone to watch a show."

"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."

"put ur hair in a man-bun. now put ur beard in a man-bun too. congratulations ur now a hamburger. be free, hamburger man."

"I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches... less 10%."