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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch."
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"I spent 10 minutes comparing minivans with another dad in case you wondered what it's like to be dead inside."
"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."
"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."
"What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease? One is a runt with a cache."
"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."
"A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says ""what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa there's millions of them"""
"What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit 'em, the more english they pick up."
"The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying."
"A man asks his friend to stop telling animal puns. His friend says ""Sorry, it's a bad rabbit I have."""