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Joke of the Day
"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."
Next Joke
"A police joke knock knock"
"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."
"How many cops does it tale to change a light bulb? Trick question. They just beat the room for being black."
"Why is Tumblr so odd? Because they can't even."
"*at adoption center* ""Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"""
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline."
"[date] HER: So do you like Star Wars? ME: Oh yeah HER: Who's your favorite character? ME: *nervously looking at smudged notes* Yoga"
"What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common? A lot of da Z's."
"What's black and white and has a dirty name? Sister Mary Fuckface"