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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease? One is a runt with a cache."

"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."

"Connor O'Connor walked out of a bar... [because hes irish!](http://replygif.net/i/1083.gif) ...thats pretty much the joke."

"What was Will Hunting's backup plan if that guy said he didn't particularly care for apples?"

"I went to my 35th high school reunion and realized that ""the one that got away"" turned into a ""dodged a bullet."""

"I'd write a book on parenting but it'd probably just end up being full of cocktail recipes."

"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."

"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."

"[creation] GOD: Let's name some of you bugs FLY: Me first! GOD: Okay...Fly FLY: Hell yeah! BUTTERFLY: Now me! GOD: Hmm...Butterfly FLY: Sonuvab-"

"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"