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Joke of the Day

"A man asks his friend to stop telling animal puns. His friend says ""Sorry, it's a bad rabbit I have."""

"The tampon aisle is a terrible place to pick up chicks."

"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and forty nine cents and deer nuts are under a buck"

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."

"I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once You get more buck for your bang!"

"Yesterday in the World Cup, England beat Germany for the first time in recorded history. In fact, it's the first time England has won anything on the 4th of July."

"Baseball is where a man repeatedly hurls something at a burly man armed with a bat and the most boring possible outcome happens"

"The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it... I'm gonna miss that baby..."

"I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her."