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Joke of the Day
"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."
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"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles."
"A guy says to the other... ""Marriage has taken all the joy out of sex."" ""How so?"" ""You know, there is always the terrifying chance of my wife coming home."""
"People who tweet a lot of motivational stuff on here are the same people who reminded the teacher she forgot to give out homework."
"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Why can't you escape the angry forest? Because there are mad trees."
"I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Hungry!"
"The two most horrific words on the internet are ""Begin Slideshow."""
"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."
"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"