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Joke of the Day

"Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore."

"If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next."

"Wanna hear a short joke ? Wanna hear another one ?"

"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"

"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have arms."

"I think Congress should be forced to go on minimum wage. That way I can feel more comfortable calling them public servants!"

"I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out."

"I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her."

"Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts."

"Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh."