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Joke of the Day

"Man, my car is so fast, it could outrun a man combined with a horse ""You mean Centaur, right?"" Ohhh somebody went to college ooohh"

"News of Whitney Houston's death traveled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though."

"I got an idea for a 90's Mustard Commercial joke but I need some help, so let me ask properly. Pardon Me, but do you have any Grey Poop Puns?"

"Back in my day, we didn't have apps to tell everyone where we were all the time We had to actually work for it if we wanted to get murdered"

"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"

"When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha"

"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"

"Owning a selfie stick is a good way to tell people that you've driven all of your friends away with your narcissism."

"If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam I'd have $ 6.30 now"

"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."