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Joke of the Day
"All else being equal... A fat person uses more soap than a thin person."
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"How do you insult an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from."
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"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."
"""Clue"" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up."
"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""
"Finish this joke, ""I am Christian and I believe in science. In fact, I studied Physics at a Catholic University."" So far I have, ""Physics at a Catholic University? That's like studying... at a ..."""
"Why was the juice company losing customers? There was no punch-line."
"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees."
"Wynona Ryder was great in Stranger Things. She stole the show"