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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Dick that graduated from Law School? He was appointed first attorney genital."

"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work."

"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."

"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."

"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."

"A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata."

"The best things in life aren't things."

"""How dare you accuse us of cheating?"" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on."

"French intelligence joke"

"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."