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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... ~~butt fuck it.~~ though I decided not to because it would offend the members of the LGBT community."

"Well, I just broke my personal best time by wearing a white shirt 13 minutes before getting a stain on it."

"What did the man say when he put his package into a mailbox? ""I thought it was a female box"""

"why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh? that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)"

"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"

"Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!"

"I hate what toys do to girls' body images. Real girls don't have smaller girls inside of them with smaller girls inside of them..."

"Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels."

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"