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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say when he put his package into a mailbox? ""I thought it was a female box"""
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"Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!"
"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."
"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""
"Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post."
"Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people."
"Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung. It was pretty shit."
"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."
"Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?"
"How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it."