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Joke of the Day

"Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!"

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"I'm not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to shit indoors."

"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""

"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"

"A group of people walk into a bar... An Irishman, a rabbi, a Japanese man, a blind man and a boat captain walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""is this some kind of a joke?"""

"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"

"People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer"

"Why not call baby pigs ""hamlets"" ?"