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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"

"*bakes 12 cookies* *waits for family to come home* *eats 12* *family arrives* 5 year old: ""I SMELL COOKIES!"" ""Weird! Here's a salad."""

"I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor... but I know know how I'm going to support myself."

"What's the worst hereditary disease? Cousins"

"St. Patricks Day Whenever people pinch me on Saint Patricks Day, I punch them. Because whatever you do with ""I"" I do with ""U"""

"What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev"

"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"

"Wife: I'm glad you're watching TLC and looking to improve yourself. So who are your new friends? Husband: These would be your Sister Wives"

"Wanna ruin a girl's day? Respond to her next text with ""Who is this?"""

"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"