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Joke of the Day
"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"
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"MY WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME WITH A TINY FARMER wait these are Legos"
"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."
"Did you hear about the suspect who's alibi was that he was at a restaurant? Well the restaurant Carraba-rated his story."
"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"
"My sex life is just like my typing skills. One handed."
"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."
"A ceiling fan wont cut a bagel in half, not even on top speed"
"How do cows go from one town to another? they cowmmute."
"This map of Africa is so authentic, it has no borders, it just says ""Hey guys, can someone fucking help us?"" across the entire thing."