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Joke of the Day

"Intellectual Property Carpe TM."

"Ahhhh, Pawn Stars So, I walk into Rick Harrison pawn shop and I ask, ""Can I have change for a dollar?"" He responds,""I can only do 75."""

"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."

"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"

"A senior partner with a herniated disc limps into a conference room Coworker 1: ""I feel like the world's moving in slow motion"" (pause) Coworker 1: ""Oh wait, it's just Charlie"" (motions at partner)"

"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"

"I'll take two glasses of lemonade please... ...said the man. But hold the ""ades"". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS."

"To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone ""ass"" so I could back that ass up."