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Joke of the Day
"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."
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"What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!"
"The next time someone describes me as feisty, I'm going to stand in front of them and air punch rapidly like Scrappy Doo."
"""The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-"" [Bowser spits coffee] ""Which plumber?"""
"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"
"*cats pull on masks* This is the ultimate heist. Let's get those jewels. *cats immediately set off alarm trying to attack the laser beams*"
"me: when I was your age there was a band called Hoobastank grandson: his mind is clearly degraded. that cannot be true. the old man is dying"
"3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt."
"Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again"