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Joke of the Day

"Ahhhh, Pawn Stars So, I walk into Rick Harrison pawn shop and I ask, ""Can I have change for a dollar?"" He responds,""I can only do 75."""

"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."

"I took my Biology exam last Friday I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently ""Blacks"" and ""Mexicans"" were NOT the correct answers."

"Do you want to get dinner sometime? Sorry, I said that wrong. Do you want to get me dinner sometime? Like deliver food to me and then leave?"

"Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin"

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"

"ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT"

"Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide..."

"Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'"

"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell"