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Joke of the Day
"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
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"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""
"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but now I turned that around.. Now I'm depressed and miserable"
"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"
"They say divorce is ruining marriage, but my wife's parents are still married... ...and so are my girlfriend's."
"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"
"Why did the blonde librarian sleep with a famous musician? She wanted a first edition of Moby's Dick."
"What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"
"how many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three, the right ear, the left ear and the final frontier"