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Joke of the Day

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

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"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."
"Are Ginger Ale made from real gingers? Said Cartman."
"Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells"
"After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says ""if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."""
"request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty"
"If billionaires were allowed to influence the results on American Idol instead of American elections, there would be rioting in the streets."
"who called it a dinosaur rap battle instead of a reptile diss function"
"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"
"When you've got a bladder infection... Urine trouble."