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Joke of the Day
"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"
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"Procrastination Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !"
"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."
"What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble"
"A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown...... A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and replies, ""What.......is this some kind of Joke?"""
"[Weekend in NYC with my wife] Wife: Did you know Comicon is in NYC this weekend? Me walking out of bathroom in a Deadpool costume: No clue"
"What is the name of that casino on the beach? Pair-a-dice."
"The other day I went to the doctor and he told me I may be schizophrenic And I said, ""Hey Doc, you must be talking to the wrong guy!"""
"Why did Jennifer cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt"