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Joke of the Day

"What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble"

"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"

"Do you know how you can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"

"""And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?""-- Teen Brian Williams' mother"

"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."

"What does idk stand for? Literally everyone I ask doesn't know."

"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. I guess it was kinda getting in the way of the physical."

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."

"""Of course you can trust me. Look, I'll prove it. Close your eyes and fall backwards. I'll catch you."" *Bing! Twitter notification!* Thud."