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Joke of the Day

"What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble"

"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."

"How wonderful of you to... ...kick me when I'm down. You'd be a great LAPD officer."

"Why don't undertakers provide free services? That would be a dead giveaway."

"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"

"75% of parenting is taking their keys to punish them And giving them back because they're driving you crazy"

"Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love."

"Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough."

"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"

"What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it? A denom-nom-nominator!"