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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jennifer cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt"
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"I'm selling my talking parrot..... Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."
"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"
"One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: ""Elvis just died!"" The second agent says nothing then starts nodding. ""Good career move."""
"It's just a bad day, not a bad life."
"The Whole Foods next to this movie theater is perfect if you want to sneak in your own snacks, but don't want to save a lot of money."
"All conspiracy theories are false. They're cooked up by the government to distract people from what they're doing."
"Why is it so hard to find good posts on NSFW subreddits? Because every post is a sticky post."
"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."
"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."