39123
Joke of the Day
"What is the name of that casino on the beach? Pair-a-dice."
Next Joke
"Is it solipsistic in here... Or is it just me?"
"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"
"A satanist asked why I would 420 blaze it, When i could 180 and praise it."
"Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc."
"Hey chubby dudes rockin' tight polo shirts. Nope."
"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"
"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."
"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"
"one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere"