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Joke of the Day

"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."

"What's Mario's favourite clothing? Denim denim denim"

"What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft."

"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"

"[FBI job interview] ""Do you have any self defense training?"" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing."

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"Just turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus."

"Two blondes are at an CD store. One is buying a DVD. Blonde 1: Oh, what's that DVD about? Blonde 2: It's how to repair household items! Blonde 1: What do you need to repair? Blonde 2: My DVD player"

"Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake."

"Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby."