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Joke of the Day
"Procrastination Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later."
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"You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st It's only the first date."
"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"
"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."
"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"
"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."
"What kind of bird works on a construction site? A Crane."
"What did the rednecks do for thanksgiving? Pump kin pie. Happy Canadian Turkeyday, you sick bastards!"
"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"
"There was a young barmaid... There was a young barmaid from Sail, On her breasts were the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind; Was the same information in braille."