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Joke of the Day

"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"

"I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have."

"Paddy needs to get his shit together"

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"

"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"

"Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? Because they have great toe fu."

"I have a rare mental condition that makes me see a gold next to my submit on reddit Edit: Thanks for the gold!"

"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"

"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"