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Joke of the Day
"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender"
"Block the toddler from the kitchen while I sweep left, handoff the baby, pass you a bottle and take a shower. On 2. Go! Football parenting"
"'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'"
"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"
"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."
"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."
"What is one food guaranteed to lower a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"It was Christmastime, and everybody was feeling Merry. So she went home."
"Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote ""blackbird"" about Batman"