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Joke of the Day
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "
Next Joke
"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."
"According to my wife - vacation sex is the best sex ever..... ....that was a tough postcard to read!"
"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."
"Sirs & Ma'ams, It is a well-known fact that when Jesus takes the wheel, He doesn't just stop with the wheel. He takes the stereo too."
"What do I know about dwarves? Very little."
"*wife spends all morning convincing son not to be afraid of the dentist* ""Dad are you coming too?"" Hell no dentists scare the shit out of me"
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
"Three men walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."
"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"