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Joke of the Day
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "
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"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"
"Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""
"Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies."
"People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my senor year."
"This mouthbreathing, fat creepy dude at work baked a cake and wrote, ""Eat cake if you want to be my girlfriend"" on it. I'm so torn right now"
"When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it."
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"
"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""