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Joke of the Day
"Paddy needs to get his shit together"
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"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."
"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."
"3 logicians walk into a bar the bartender says ""do you all want beer?"" the first logician says ""I'm not sure"" the second logician says ""I'm not sure"" the third logician says ""Jul 16"""
"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."
"Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!"
"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"
"If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour."
"What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4"