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Joke of the Day
"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"
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"I'm already 14 yrs old Dad! why don'y you buy me a bra? Shut up Peter!"
"""There will be snacks."" - someone successfully convincing me to do anything"
"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""
"I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people."
"Just saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?"
"What idiot called them dog tags instead of collar ID"
"Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend :)"
"A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee."
"Why can't midgets run? The grass tickles their balls."