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Joke of the Day
"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"
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"That Mona Lisa... She's no oil painting, is she?"
"What do you call a thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !"
"[speed dating] her: I really want to have a child some day. What about you? me: define ""child"""
"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."
"A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor looks him over and says ""You have got to stop masturbating"" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical"""
"What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents"
"Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied ""I Wood"" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st."