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Joke of the Day

"Whats The Difference.... ... Between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much."

"You know you've been friendzoned if a girl adds you as her brother on Facebook."

"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"

"Paris Jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father... It's bad."

"A bear walks into a bar Bartender: "" What will you have sir?"" Bear: ""Gin............ and tonic."" Bartender: ""Why the big pause?"" Bear: ""I dont know my dad had them too."""

"It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia."

"I used to pray for a new bike... then i found out that's not how god works so I stole one and prayed to be forgiven"

"If I have 10 cookies and someone takes one away - how many cookies do I have? 10 cookies and some bloody knuckles"

"Cooper at the end of Interstellar ""You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."""